You now you are getting old when... 

 

* There's nothing left to learn the hard way! 

* You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. 

* You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.

* You don't have a few drinks at home, to save money, before going to a bar.

* The clothes you'd put away until they came back into in style... have come back in style

* It takes twice as long to look half as good.

* A £4.99 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".

* 6am is when you get up not when you go to bed.